Flea market

How ever did that name come to be
A market where you can buy a flea
A dog aint a dog if he aint got none
Scratching and biting is half the fun
If your pooch has none & feels left out
Off to the flea market Dad it's your shout
Buy them bulk for your canine and cat
Pets both happy can't complain about that
Off to the vets for its annual check
Mum buys a flea collar for its neck
Washes and dips him poor old mut
Out with the shears his coat to cut
Fleas jump off now a new host to find
Dad was just trying to be kind