Name change

Struth there�s no exaggeration in anything I say
Not even of the 20ft mullet, the one that got away
I�m almost an Aussie with a dog called Blue
It comes so natural spinning a yarn or two
Can�t afford membership to join the whoppers club
So I�ll meet the boys for a session at the local pub
We�ll talk about the old days long gone by
While they rib me that I�m not a �Dinky Di�
Can�t help it if I came from a country called Iraq
Now that I�m here I plan to leave my mark
I�ll start a rumour going �like kids overboard
It�ll cause such a commotion forgive me lord
That almost cured my compulsion wanting to fib
I�ve changed my name to Tom from Mohamid Habib.